The Apple Farm

Tonight I am in San Luis Obispo and you gotta check out this place where me and my team are staying. It's called the Apple Farm. It's like an old lady boutique meets a hotel. My room is completely pink (and all the rooms are different). It's all comically hideous. And I really think I'm the only person under 45 here . . . and if you don't count the rest of my team . . . I think we are the only ones under 60. This hotel has definitely got a certain demographic.